The Mens Room

Get Your Pigskin and Bird On!

So, Thanksgiving is about as all-American as you can get and on Thanksgiving you also get football. I have often thought of Thanksgiving as the best holiday because, for better or worse, it is what we all love. See, with Christmas (and I love Christmas) there is a pressure of gift giving and making...
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Run D and See!

Hola Bitcholas, We covered a lot of territory on today's show, but 'sky penis' quickly became our focus. What is 'sky penis'? 'Sky Penis' is the name we've given to the giant penis that graced the skies over rural Washington state. In case you didn't know, a NAVY flight crew was grounded after...
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That One Joke About Bob!

Hola Bitcholas, I don't even remember how this came up, but somehow we started telling those stupid "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs...". You've heard these jokes before. We started with the ones most people have already heard: "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
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Ruff Day

Hola Bitcholas, Not gonna lie to you...just found out that I'm gonna have to put my dog down after 9 years of being a fantastically loyal and sweet dog. Bad day. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
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Cat Man? Do It.

Hola Bitcholas, G'day, bitches. Today might not seem terribly exciting to you and I'm not gonna tell you anything to change that...BUT, I do feel compelled to share the fact that today is my daughter's 7th birthday. See, you don't care...and why would you...but I do. She's the kid who created...
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Unhidden Talents!

Hola Bitcholas, Who knows how much truth there is to this woman's statement, but there's a story circulating about an escort in Everett, Washington who put two bullets into a John's head. The reason she gave was that he was so bad at oral sex that she shot him. Seriously. Again, don't know if that'...
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Notre Damn Them!

Full disclosure:I am not a fan of Notre Dame football. I will always cheer for the basketball team since the head coach at Notre Dame is Mike Brey who also attended DeMatha Catholic High School (where I graduated from as well). I started by saying I am not a Notre Dame football fan since, as a kid...
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Real Chitty Movies

Hola Bitcholas, Earlier today, I brought up the fact that I've been (sorta, kinda) trying to introduce my kids to the 'classic' movies I grew up with. They, like most kids ages 5 to 7, enjoy all of the Pixar and Disney stuff that they pump out every 30 seconds. They don't ALL suck...not Pixar...
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Hung Over and Out

Hola Bitcholas, A bit hung over today, and by a "bit" I mean 'severely'. To be fair, I woke up still drunk, so the hangover didn't get here until later than usual...right around the time we went on the air. As the show went on, my need to go to the bathroom increased to the point of intense...
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Please Reach Out and Touch Us!

Hola Bitcholas, I totally forgot about typing a blog...so this pathetic little entry will have to suffice. Actually, I'll take this time to remind you the very best ways of reaching out and touching us. Yes, like that. If your dirty heart is lusting for a Birthday request, the best way to get that...
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