Kids

Are You Team Banana or Onion?

Hola Bitcholas, How was your weekend? It doesn't matter...I can't hear you. I got sucked into drawing a comic for my son. Apparently I agreed to this on Saturday night...although I have no recollection of this...and no, I wasn't drunk. Sunday morning my son is at my bedside waking me up (early) to...
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Kids Can Be So Damn Savage

Hola Bitcholas, Full disclosure; I'm cool with blood, vomit, sh*t, pee, and MOST other bodily expulsions. Always have been...and then I had kids and tolerance to other people's "stuff" is a necessity. Boogers however, they are never welcome in my world. I'm not sure why they bother me as much as...
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When Your Kid Says WHAT?!

Hola Bitcholas, Let me start by saying that being a parent, being a father, while tedious, alarming, (exhausting and terrifying) is, ultimately, rewarding. You're always aware that you've done nothing so noble, important or selfless in your life before becoming a parent and that is the fuel that...
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That Moment Your Kid Becomes You!

Hola Bitcholas, My day started as it always does; curse at the alarm and see what the kids need before they go to school. That's how it goes Monday through Friday. Today was no different. Well, not at first. One of the requirements of being a child of mine (besides all that pesky 'biological' stuff...
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Can't Spell Flu Without F!

Hola Bitcholas, Not gonna lie; I feel like f**king sh*!. Got whatever cold/ flu/ pandemic is making the rounds. I've felt worse, for sure, but it still sucks. It's garden variety stuff; sore throat, stuffy nose, head full of boogers and achy joints. Nothing special. I've done most of what I'm...
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Your Parents Did WHAT?!

Hola Bitcholas, "Family Week" has unintentionally continued to be the theme this week on the show. Yesterday, we asked about grandparents..."what's the story you always tell about them?" Same question today except we asked about your PARENTS. Much different type of answer today. See, when people...
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Leave Me Alone to Drone!

Hola Bitcholas, This was one of 'those' mornings. Kid fell asleep in my bed last night, carry him to his own bed and realize he'd pissed in mine...as evidenced by the giant wet spot on my shirt (where I'd carried him) and the larger wet spot on my bed. Then he pissed in his OWN bed too. So the...
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Thrill's Big Brown Blog Remains Unimpressed

Hola, Independence Day has come and gone and I, for one, had a pretty good weekend. On the 4th, I had a busy day grilling food and all that kinda thing...like so many other people. At the end of the day I was exhausted and quite content to rent a sh*tty movie On Demand and just 'cool my jets'. The...
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