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Are You in a Trough of Cough Too?

Hola Bitcholas, I am flying high on Tylenol Severe Sinus. My head and Robin's head are full of snot. Put it this way, the average human head weights 10 to 11 pounds...I believe that my and Robin's heads weigh, individually, about 374 pounds. That's 364 pounds of mucus, bitches. So, I brought it...
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When is the Weather Too Much to Weather?

Hola Bitcholas, We talked about the weather today...not in that 'what do you think about the weather we're having?' kinda way. Which, by the way, is a dumb f**king question. I probably feel about the weather the same way you feel about the weather. Cold is cold, hot is hot, rain is rain, snow is...
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Not Down with the Sickness!

Hola Bitcholas, Not gonna lie...I'm sick as f**k. Well, maybe not THAT sick, but I don't feel good at all. Head is full of sexy, sexy snot and feels like it's gonna explode. The thing is, this is the BEST I've felt in 3 days. I think I'm at the tail end of this bullsh*t, but we shall see. Spent the...
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