The Mens Room

Fog Football the Best Football?

You might not know this about me, but besides sports I also really like weather. I like to watch weather as it approaches and see if the storm will be as big or small as predicted. One exciting thing I like about football and soccer is that the sports for the most part are played outside with no...
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Have We Made It To Drinkin' Time?

Hola Bitcholas, Tomorrow is Saturday. Saturday is a day that most people look very forward to. Not me. Not this week, anyway. The day will begin at 8:30 when my daughter plays soccer. Keep in mind, when I say my daughter "plays" soccer, I only say that for lack of a better explanation. She is on a...
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A Trough of Meat and Football, Texas Style!

So I went to Dallas, Texas last weekend for the Red River Rivalry which is the annual match up between Texas and Oklahoma. College football is one of my favorite things in the world and I love a good tailgate. Years ago, my brother and I decided that once a year we get together and watch a iconic...
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Nightmare Fuel in a Can, Man!

Hola Bitcholas, As we do every "Big Dummy" day (which was today, by the way) we do a 'side- poll' question. We've covered everything from 'porn categories' to 'favorite cheese' to choice of toothpaste. Today we asked about 'canned meat products'. We gave you a choice of Vienna sausages, sardines,...
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Us and Phlegm

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are you? So, I'm still going through the death throes of a cold and while I feel so much better, I'm pretty sure I might drown in a pool of phlegm and snot. I've been coughing up, spitting out and dripping more goo from my face than one would think possible. It's how...
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Things That Make You Say DAYUM!

Hola Bitcholas, There was a story out of the Dominican Republic that involved a topless woman hanging out of the window of a moving car. She was doing a provocative little dance for a video...and it was pretty sexy...right up until her head smashed into a street sign, killing her. Yup. Another...
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Not Down with the Sickness!

Hola Bitcholas, Not gonna lie...I'm sick as f**k. Well, maybe not THAT sick, but I don't feel good at all. Head is full of sexy, sexy snot and feels like it's gonna explode. The thing is, this is the BEST I've felt in 3 days. I think I'm at the tail end of this bullsh*t, but we shall see. Spent the...
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The World Cup Does NOT Floweth Over!

Sad times indeed for the USA. I am not making any kind of political statement here, but I am talking about how our national team failed to make The World Cup. It is a bad joke and national nightmare that we could not even qualify for our group Concacaf, which is not the most completive group in the...
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Sexually Confident Mocha Frappaccino!

Hola Bitcholas, Pregnant women and puffy nipples. In the last 2 weeks, we've discovered that majority of our listeners, when faced with a limited choice of porn categories, heavily lean toward puffy nipples and pregnant women. In fact, if you're a pregnant woman with puffy nipples, just know that...
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Your Parents Did WHAT?!

Hola Bitcholas, "Family Week" has unintentionally continued to be the theme this week on the show. Yesterday, we asked about grandparents..."what's the story you always tell about them?" Same question today except we asked about your PARENTS. Much different type of answer today. See, when people...
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