The Mens Room

Joke's On Me!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Bad Joke" day and there was no shortage of jokes offered up by you, our dear listener. Here's a sample of what we got today: What do we want? NASCAR! When do we want it? NEEEEAAOOOOWWW How do you track Will Smith in a snowstorm? Fresh prints! How do you eat a frog? One...
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A Postseason for the Books!

This year, the baseball World Series was a good one, some may argue it was the best series ever! The Houston Astros were one of the best teams in the regular season and now they are the best team after winning the World Series. The reasons for saying this are many is because the series went seven...
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Have You Pulled a Devil's Coat Check?

Hola Bitcholas, Hypothetical: You decide to be responsible while simultaneously giving in to your carnal urges...and you wear a condom. Good on ya! Bravo! Go enjoy you some sweaty coitus. The big moment happens, you "complete the mission", so to speak and then you pull out. Panic sets in because...
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What Did YOU Have Removed?

Hola Bitcholas, We had a story today about a Kenyan guy who recently had surgery on his twig & berries. Why? Well, his penis was a bloated, 3-foot long monstrosity and his testicles weighed 11 POUNDS!!! He was quite certain that the Devil himself was responsible for his condition. He even said...
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Makin' a List, Check That It's Nice

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "What was your crime and what was the punishment?" The inspiration for today's question comes courtesy of Hawaii. Specifically, a judge there ordered a man to write 144 nice things about his ex-girlfriend. See, she'd gotten a restraining order against him but he sent...
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NOT My Type of Type

Hola Bitcholas, At work this morning and the office was pretty quiet. Believe it or not...and in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary...we actually DO prepare for the show. I know you're thinking, "BULLSH*T!" Seriously, we really do. So it was quiet in the office this morning except for...
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Take Me to the Bar Instead!

Hola Bitcholas, Last weekend I got lost in the world of kid's soccer games, birthday parties, etc, etc. This weekend (not the WHOLE weekend, but tomorrow) I have to go to IKEA. IKEA is a fine store, has a billion different things...but I only need THREE things. The problem is that the way IKEA...
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Welcome to the Grouch Couch!

Hola Bitcholas, What a day. Woke up in a foul mood. No reason; just one of those days where, for whatever reason, you see the negative in everything...even if it's not there. I believe they call that 'waking up on the wrong side of the bed'. This is grating because there's no f**king reason for it...
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You'll Never Be THIS Manly!

Hola Bitcholas, Today's Shot of the Day honored Francis Wharton. Who is Francis Wharton you ask? Did you actually ask? I don't know if you did or not, but I'm gonna share this story anyway. Francis was a famous/ infamous outdoorsman and survivalist from Canada. There are many tales that revolve...
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Hilarious Sticks and Stones!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our "Random Question Question", so we cover a lot of different topics in fairly rapid succession. Sometimes this kaleidoscope of random subjects can be a blur. Today, however, thanks to the snarky-yet-quick texters, two particular stories stick in my memory like a fork in...
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