Thrill's Big Brown Blog Has Your Deal Breakers

June 7, 2017

Hola,

Today we asked "FAMILY, FRIEND, WORK OR LOVER, WHAT WAS THE DEAL BREAKER?"

The inspiration for today's question came from two separate stories we came across. One of those stories involved a guy in Wisconsin. In his case, he was just trying to enjoy a few beers and some porn. Fired up the computer, unzipped his pants and got to action. No big deal. People masturbate...and they call it "solo time" because, unless it's a Facetime request, it's something you wanna do in PRIVATE!  

It's like taking a sh*t...gratifying, involves grunting, but, most of all, it's a PRIVATE thing! It's understood what you might be doing behind closed doors, but you'd like to think people would just leave you the f**k alone. I mean, it's not like I stand DIRECTLY in my neighbor's yard when I watch them through their windows while I masturbate. I hide behind the bushes. It's the right thing to do.

Anyway, this guy is slapping the clown and his wife not only barges in on him, she starts yelling at him.

What is the big deal about masturbating? He wasn't having sex with HER, he was horny and wanted to clean the pipes, so to speak. Whatever the case, his wife freaked out and they got into an argument.  

I already thought this was ridiculous...but the guy decided to 'up the crazy' by threatening to shoot his...own penis off. You thought I was gonna say 'wife', but no, he threatened to shoot off his d*ck.

He said something to the effect of "Well, I ain't using it so I might as well shoot it off."

Look, I know the guy was drunk and irritated, but it's your penis, man. Do everything you can to protect that thing. Just sayin'.

In the end, he didn't shoot off his penis, but he did fire 5 shots through the floor. That was enough to get him arrested.  

Yeah, so that's why we asked our question today.  

Ever been busted masturbating? It's not much fun, but I never thought about shooting off my D.  

Yeah, that's where my thoughts have taken me today.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!