Sexually Confident Mocha Frappaccino!

October 12, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

Pregnant women and puffy nipples. In the last 2 weeks, we've discovered that majority of our listeners, when faced with a limited choice of porn categories, heavily lean toward puffy nipples and pregnant women. In fact, if you're a pregnant woman with puffy nipples, just know that there is many-a-man who is into you. Many.

That's what I took away from today. That, and when you order a 'salted caramel mocha frappaccino' from Starbucks, they label the cup "scmf". That makes complete sense, but because I am childish, I insist on telling everyone that the "scmf" stands for 'sexually confident mother**ker". While the reception to my 'observation' was met with amusement, no one seemed to support the claim. Well, that's not entirely true; everyone agreed with the 'mf'. Should I read into that?

Yeah, that's what I've got today.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and stay beautiful!