Not Down with the Sickness!

October 17, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

Not gonna lie...I'm sick as f**k. Well, maybe not THAT sick, but I don't feel good at all. Head is full of sexy, sexy snot and feels like it's gonna explode. The thing is, this is the BEST I've felt in 3 days. I think I'm at the tail end of this bullsh*t, but we shall see. Spent the weekend all achy and hot and sweaty and whiny, but a lot of whisky later, I think I've broken through to the other side.

Here's the really annoying thing; at the height of feeling horrible, I sounded absolutely fine. You wouldn't have known I was sick. Today, when I'm feeling better and seeing the light at the end of the malady tunnel, I sound like I got hit in the throat with a bag of nickels. So, of course, this is the day we return to work and me and my 'nickel bashed' throat are amplified to the masses via microphone. That doesn't actually bug me, but Goddamn, I got SO many emails and texts reminding me that I sound horrible...so thank you.

Anyway, feeling better. 

Robin let me pilfer some her heavy-duty Fisherman's Friend...it's like a high octane Hall's. I'm sure some of you know about this stuff...but I was not one of those people. Two-word review of Fisherman's Friend..."Holy sh*t!" I haven't been able to breathe through my nose for three days, popped one of these mofos and I can now smell YOUR armpits...wherever you may be. About to pop another one to see what else I can smell. And yes, there's a high probability that I will regret that.

OK, I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

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