Footballin'!

September 18, 2017

Hola Bitcholas,

Hope you had a fine weekend. If not, it's no fault of mine. Or, if it is, sorry 'bout that.

My daughter had a soccer game on Saturday, so there I was watching her version of the sport. It was not pretty. What's the opposite of 'pretty' but uglier than 'ugly'? It was like that. The following day, my son had a soccer game. He's actually pretty f**king good but he's among a throng of five-yearolds. Anyway, get to the game yesterday and are informed that there is no referee for the game.

How, exactly does that happen? 

It was asked if there were any volunteers to officiate the game I said NOTHING! I did not raise my hand, step forward, voice my support or do anything else that would indicate that I wanted to do it. So guess who did it.  

I hate to admit this, but it was more fun than I thought it would be. However, I'd prefer not to do it again. I have the sinking feeling that I will be doing it again. 

Otherwise, my weekend was fairly low key...and that's how I like it. 

Shout out to my Baltimore Ravens, creating 10 turnovers in 2 games! And don't worry Ravens, I've already steeled myself for the inevitable disappointment of the next 14 weeks. 

OK, I'm outta here.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!