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Nuts, anyone?

Dateline, Thursday December 29th 2011 - Meet 34 year-old Edward Brown. Ed decided to go to the movies, so he went to the theater and wound up going to the 4pm showing of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked".  Which is rated G.  And also has a title that's so bad it's kinda good.
Anyway, about 30 minutes into the movie, Ed, for some reason took off all his clothes, stood up...in the front row and then turned and faced the crowd. Which, of course, was made up of parents and children.
Obviously the cops were called and showed up to arrest Ed, and that's when he told them he hadn't even bought a ticket to "Chipwrecked." Now according to Ed, he claims a woman let him into the theater and told him to sit in the front row, get naked, and get ready to have sex with her and do some drugs together.
According to Ed, the woman, who the cops never found by the way, wanted to get high and have sex in the middle of the afternoon in the front row of the kids movie Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked".
Ed was arrested for sexual exploitation of children and disorderly conduct.
I will say in Ed's defense, the commercials do make it seems they make a lot of double entendre jokes about nuts in the movie.
That is your rock life story for today, Wednesday January 4th 2012

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