I am OUTRAGED over the East Side Flasher
by Bill Moran
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posted Jul 22 2010 12:26PM
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Is this not the year 2010? Can I not go to the internet and see video of things happening around the world? So how is it that a man is able to “flash” women at 4 different locations on the “East Side” of Rochester, maybe even 5 locations and there is not one picture, video or anything? Yes, there is a picture from a security camera on the Nazareth College campus, but this picture is only slightly better than any Big Foot picture I have ever seen!
I am outraged that citizens on the East Side are not ambidextrous enough to endure both the shock of being flashed and catching the event on a cell phone! How is it that right now I can watch video of a guy falling on a city street, someone one slipping illegally through a red light or peeing in the company coffee pot, but not of the East Side Flasher!
I am sure I am not alone in my outrage. For crying out loud people we have the technology, let’s use it! Let’s use the technology to not only try to catch this pervert, but at the very least to entertain our fellow suburbanites. Imagine the flasher video in slow motion, whipping open his coat, the slow gurgled scream of a shocked citizen, the slow motion turn and run of the flasher with his lily white backside gleaming in the sun! You know you would watch it over and over. Yes, we are missing quality internet entertainment from our own backyard. It’s an outrage!
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